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My aunt needs money to pay the bills while undergoing cancer treatment. Donate and you get an ebook about my penguin’s defection to North Korea. A true story.Read More My Penguin Defected to North Korea … a cancer fundraiser.
Looking for the next Song of Ice and Fire? Well, fret not, you’ve found it. Here are the forthcoming dozen violent, sexy and confusing time-travel thrillers starring the Tempus Fugitive himself, Justin Thyme. They’ll be written as soon as a publisher gets in touch and waves a massive advance my way.Read More A Game Of Clones: A pitch to publishers everywhere.